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Victim of the Martyrs 

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"
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The Pen's Eye View 

Refers to the thought process behind an artist's creation. Every great idea starts with a pen, paper and a vision - regardless of what you drew, wrote or how long it took to write a work of art, at the end of the day, what's left on that paper is the pen's eye view.
Ken spent all day writing the lyrics to his new song. After ten hours of rewriting and correcting his work, the words on the page is what he has to show. The words are his passion and his creativity on paper. Those words are the pen's eye view.
The Pen's Eye View by Hunter Terza September 20, 2011

Venture off the beaten path 

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.
Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private 

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."

The 30 year old virgin 

The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!

village of the dammned 

Another name for Sunderland, also known as the 'Land of the Unwashed'.
Husband : looks like they're gonna add another metro stop on the Sunderland line.
Wife : What are they gonna call it?
Husband : Village of the Damned, me thinks?