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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

John-Paul established the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed younger brother of Jesus Christ, and is blamed for inciting The Taiping Rebellion.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John Wyatt

A boy who is a redneck, loves sports, and is really smart. Not the nicest person and can be very annoying. Not very handsome but can still impress you.
by MyBestFriendAlex April 6, 2019
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Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning
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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
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Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid
James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"
by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018
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