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Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt
Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!
by JG2004 February 27, 2020
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jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic
“jake sucks
lol i guess so
by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
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Jake

A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
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Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge
I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous
by Amasinb March 9, 2020
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
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jake paul

he’s dead .. said jake paul
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Jake's mom

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore
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