French

A citizen of france or someone of french ethnicity

"niko is french"

by God747 August 26, 2022

French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.

My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.

by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

French fries

A true testament on friendship

"Are you guys friends"
"Yeah he brought me French fries"

by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole

"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.

Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022

French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 13, 2020