Rusty Xylophone

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.

"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017

rusty drum

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles

Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone

by Caźzoo August 26, 2017

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time

Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket

by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017

Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.

She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain

by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017