Real Revenue

When someone brings in money but someone comes in and drops savage money. #realmoney

John brings in real revenue not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

Real Friend

A friend you trust with everything. (Your passwords, your secrets, your crushes)

Carl keeps my secrets, so he’s a real friend.

by yourloverdefinitiongirl May 9, 2023

keep it real with them chickens

Pretty much just saying to keep it straight with ur friends.

Hey yo man, keep it real with them chickens.

by pSwagginPops July 9, 2015

Real

Real. Typically used on the internet, Real is used in agreeance to something someone says or a statement made.

Bro I can't carry on anymore, I want to end it.

Real.

by ReoV3 May 25, 2022

For the Real

A phrase used when confirming a statement, but in a cool way

Jeff: did you hear? Tom Brady got injured and is out for the season
Jim: NO Way!
Jeff:yea,For The Real

by Dogghades February 21, 2009

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025