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A person who is dumb as fuck, but he has a big dick so nobody cares
Bro you have an F in History, you are dumber then Kells
What does she see in him? hes dumb as fuck. Isn't it obvious he has a big dick
Kells by žubra May 23, 2025

Kill a Furry Day 

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.

Kill All The Politicians 

THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...
Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."
Oh! OH! You didn't think I was serious did you!? HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Oh, shit, no! I don't know how to kill it! I was lying blatantly because I thought it would get you to hurry up and save me faster! Ha! That isn't a thing! Hahahahaha! Why? Did it tell you the riddle? What did it say?"
Kill it by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
"Could you please kill the light before you leave the room so that it doesn't disturb others?"
Kill by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025
delete (a line, paragraph, or file) from a document or computer.
"The author decided to kill the paragraph about the character's backstory as it no longer fit in with the rest of the story."
Kill by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025