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Jake Paul

Worse than 2020
Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one
by This username was taken July 13, 2020
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Jake meola

He is a chill friend but is an asshole at the same time. He thinks he’s the shit and can wheelie a bike but can’t pick it up for his life.
Yo look at Jake meola trying to wheelie
by Jake meola August 4, 2019
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Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
Omg he is such a jake
by fooofooobear November 6, 2018
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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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Jake

Heard they have small heads
by Who’sthhhiiss November 22, 2021
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Jake

by JJ Qwon November 5, 2021
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Jake

by Condnenensnsn September 22, 2019
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