Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is the ULITIMATE boyfriend/husband anyone can ask for!
Buttttttt........ HE’S MINE!
No one can have him but me.
I’m just making it clear!
:)

“Have you met my boyfriend?”
“No, who is he?”
“Jack Dawson :)”
“OMG I WISH I WAS YOU!!!”

by JackDawsonsGirlfriend March 21, 2020

Swagger Jacking

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.

Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.

by rcar31 October 7, 2009

Jack Sparrow

A very sexy pirate! i love him!

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by i am me! November 18, 2003

jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate

"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"

by kenny December 9, 2003

jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

by Mekana January 25, 2005

jacking off

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004