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Jack Whacking

It's when you crush up a whole bunch of Adderall and mix it with some silky smooth lotion and or Vaseline. Then apply it to your penis with strong strokes. Soon you will have the hardest, biggest raging boner ever possible making you able to bone what ever you want all night!
Barbra,"my boy lasted all night last night and his dick was much thicker than normal,"
Debra, " i bet he was jack whacking before"
Barbra, " ya i bet, he normally comes as soon as my mouth touches his dick."
by Jack Whacking Bro July 16, 2010
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Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is the ULITIMATE boyfriend/husband anyone can ask for!
Buttttttt........ HE’S MINE!
No one can have him but me.
I’m just making it clear!
:)
“Have you met my boyfriend?”
“No, who is he?”
“Jack Dawson :)”
“OMG I WISH I WAS YOU!!!”
by JackDawsonsGirlfriend March 21, 2020
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Swagger Jacking

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.
Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.
by rcar31 October 7, 2009
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Jack Sparrow

by i am me! November 18, 2003
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jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate
"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"
by kenny December 9, 2003
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jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.
by Mekana January 25, 2005
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jacking off

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.
by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009
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