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goatbanger 

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.
a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

Jon the Goatfucker 

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
Jon the Goatfucker by Anuspounder September 23, 2009

anti-goatee 

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.
Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.
anti-goatee by jonomicon September 17, 2007
someone who has the name dennis

the highest praise givin by the 4 guys
Man, did you see goatcat, hes looking hella fly

Man, that goatcat was hella dennis
goatcat by poose imuk January 8, 2009
A Goatash is essentially facial hair in the shape of a Goatee but without the Mustache(Tash) part.
Man, that Goatash is so fine!
Goatash by Glezza October 26, 2009

Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.
Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.
Goatfelcher by captainzenon October 18, 2010