fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022

Faptart

A man who flaunts themselves sexually online and masterbates excessively. Also willing to do sexual things for favors.

Also referred to as a " ch3wy "

You are a dirty Faptart!

by Bad Succubus December 5, 2022

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023

fapulist

One who finds creative ways to masturbate; alternatively, one who makes up stories about masturbating in creative ways.

His fapulist tendencies resulted in numerous submissions to online forums for sharing sexual experiences.

by Mosey Susan January 17, 2023

Fapplejacks

Any food that elicits sexual arousal.

"Have you tried those gas station donuts?"
"You mean the double-chocolate coconut cream sticks?"
"Yeah, man. Straight fapplejacks."

by anonymous February 2, 2023

FAPatite

The amount of pornography it takes an individual to complete a fap.

36 Tabs open, dvd playing , and 4 magazines open on the bed, damn i have a big Fapatite

by sislovesmedia February 24, 2023

Fapple

A synonym to dope, cool, etc.

Hey man have you heard excision's new track, its fapple af.

by theangrygriffin March 11, 2023