Doing a Dido

When you realise you have a Classical Civilization or Ancient History lesson at 9am tomorrow, so you put some revision of book 4 of the Aeneid into 'practice'.

"hey did you hear about Joe!?"
"yeah, I heard he hadn't done the worksheet on book 10 for today so he was doing a dido"

"its a bit extreme"
"yeah I know, yikes"

by Olosodo November 3, 2019

Doing a Ben

When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged

Person: Good morning Ben, Lovely green grass outside isnt it?
Ben: Yo fam what you mean? the grass is Reen mate!
Person: o_O the fuck is Reen?

Doing a Ben
When you wake up and expect to see colour, but all you see is Reen and Ged

by oScooby November 17, 2019

Doing a kazmi

To get married without telling your friends to avoid having to go through with a stag-do

You never guess what Shuaib did, he told us all he was visiting Pakistan with his family and he ended up doing a Kazmi

by Mustafa the great November 21, 2019

Doing an Alison

Having sex

"Have you and Jonnie ever been caught doing an Alison?"
"Not yet, luckily"

by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

Doing crack with cowards

What Bart's said one time

"Better see some of you cowards out tonight
Have a crack"

"You doing crack with cowards?"

by Bazdanklord420 December 6, 2019