Rizz Cracker

A Cracker with Rizz

“Damn that’s a Rizz cracker if I’ve ever seen one”

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 1, 2024

Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)

I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!

As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"

by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free

I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!

by Penule April 10, 2024

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024