bowlingball grip 

when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum

dude i gave her the bowlingball grip, two in the pink one in the stink

bowlingball grip by fatboy one April 24, 2006

Bowler Hatting 

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

Bowler Hatting by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

human bowling 

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing

man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome

human bowling by your my bitch August 31, 2005

bowling ball grip 

Similar to the shocker (two in the pink one in the stink) but instead of the pinky the thumb is inserted into the girls butthole.

"I'll give her the bowling ball grip, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink." - T-Dawg

bowling ball grip by Ryer06 April 13, 2006

bowling for soup 

(v) A makeshift mockery of bowling, using soup cans for bowling pins and anything but a bowling ball for a bowling ball.

Person No.1, "Wanna go bowling!?"
Person No.2, "Yeah!"
Person No.1,"Got any money?!"
Person No.2,"No."
Person No.1,"Hmmm... Well lets go bowling for soup."

bowling for soup by Jebudiah Springsteen July 2, 2008

bowlerizer 

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman

a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."

bowlerizer by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006

Bowlsworth 

When the amount of weed you have is only equal to one bowl.

I have a bowlsworth left, so let us share it.

Bowlsworth by Who am I? Who are you?! May 14, 2010