hallmark fart

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010

fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014

fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

by Catch25 June 13, 2010

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

coochie fart

Air coming through a vagina and smelling and sounding like a fart coochie fart

#ryan hey that girl coochie farted
#sarah Ryan no I didn’t 😭😭😭✋🏻

by Coochie God February 15, 2021

Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018