Kitty got wet

Exclamation used to mock someone when that person either did something he/she shouldn't have done or screwed up in doing it, and things ended up in a bad or embarassing way for him/her, like a kitten that got wet.

Say kitty got wet when you beat someone at a game or at a challenge, implying they stood no chance.

A verbal expression of victory over someone, usually derisive.

Used by Nolan North (Nathan Drake) in Uncharted after beating up some bad guys who thought they had a chance.

"Haha you saw that, that guy really got owned!"
"Yeah kitty got wet!"

"You really thought you could beat me.. and instead.. KITTY GOT WET!"

by esaNC April 5, 2010

Hitler's wet dream

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

wet bologna flower

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

by Lizz L September 16, 2008

get your wet on

When you are female and sexually aroused.

I’m sure you have many creative ways to get your wet on!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.

Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..

by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

super wet vagina

It’s when a girl vagina or pussy is EXTREMELY wet. She wants to be fucked immediately. If she fingers her self it’ll make a weird sound. You can also get her very wet by licking her vagina/pussy. It’s called “Giving Head”. Some girls will lick their fingers and finger themselves, because it’ll slip right In.

Girl) oh hey big daddy Carlos, I have a super wet vagina

Guy) aight bet bitch I’m finna slide into yo pussy like I slide into yo dm’s

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss February 22, 2019

wet paint syndrome

The secret little things we do in life when we think others aren't looking or when our curiosity is aroused by a sign that is posted telling us not to do something. Inspired by the corridor that you walk down for 20 years without touching the walls. Then one day you smell fresh paint and the corridor has been roped off with signs that say "Don't Touch - Wet Paint." An overwhelming urge comes over us to touch the wall. (See Briar Patch Effect)

The family was at the zoo and one of the boys saw a sign that said "Do Not Feed the Animals." He immediately walked to a concession kiosk and bought a bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. He was inspired by the Wet Paint Syndrome into doing something he shouldn't be doing.

by ExitRamp July 31, 2004