A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
by twew March 10, 2021
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Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
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Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
Get the Top waffle mug.A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
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Get the Blood Waffle mug.Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
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