Dothan Toe

A psychic told me that my wife would have 6 toes. I blew threw two family fortunes traveling the world looking for my wife. I found her in Dothan, Alabama where there are tons of women with the affliction of an additional digit...not sure why.

I'd like to take out Tracy, but I can't get over that Dothan toe.

by official_maddog April 27, 2023

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cock a toe

Male version of camel toe

Dave's pants were so tight, he had a cock a toe

by smack the mac October 26, 2015

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lack toes intolerant

anyone whose lactose intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant

by kailumz8 August 15, 2021

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suck a toe

Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry

Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent

by Ronald Reagan but british February 06, 2023

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Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

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