A phrase reserved especially for the current poster boy of lying sacks of shit, Attorney General William Barr.
How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022
This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 25, 2014
"I'm a fat fucking pig!"
by CowTittes April 23, 2019
A insult to a fat pasty white guy that might look like a pedophile. First used on a radio host named Frosty, on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank show.
by raymond1 May 13, 2008
An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010