The Egg Giant

A tall person that eats all the eggs in the house and county.

Wow its the egg giant! Protect your eggs or they shall surely be consumed!

by anonymous October 29, 2020

egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

Egg Nog

When a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth, it creates egg nog

“Wanna taste my egg nog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

Egg Dipping

When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.

Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.

Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.

by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019

eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

by sac job July 16, 2017

Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.

Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!

by DaveDH August 20, 2024

Hacking Loser n00b egg kid

This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie

That egg is a hacking loser n00b egg kid

by UnikitMoon December 23, 2018