The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Did you see that girl Megan over there she’s a princess dump-truck with booty like that you know she can haul so cheeks.
by Finalceeg March 13, 2025
An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a slut who loves having anal sex.
Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
by Churros_XD July 05, 2024
The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd July 29, 2016
Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
by Uncle George Pell September 15, 2021
It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016
(n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.
I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
by Frozen Prevert October 06, 2024