Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.

Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?

Five star dive by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb May 9, 2011

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Japanese Star

n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.

Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?

Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.

Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?

Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...

Japanese Star by Meekah Sloat October 6, 2011

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Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100%

People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga

Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd

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That's so porn star of you!

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.

I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

That's so porn star of you! by Sickeningly Sweet July 7, 2011