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Always remember the 3D rule!
3D rule by weirdotheone August 9, 2020

The Rule of So 

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.
Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."
The Rule of So by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020

Felix (Ruler.Of.Everything) 

Felix-

A Sweet and Kind father figure that deserves the whole world

Felix is a Tea Knight Cookie kin that loves Tyler (Tylerhasasliceofcake) very much, and Glamrock Freddy.
- Gregory (Redmageddonn) is so lucky to have Felix (Ruler.Of.Everything) as his father figure!

- I know, right?

Minecraft Rule 34 

Pornographic images/ videos of the game "Minecraft"

DJ rule 34 

Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.
My favorite DJ just recorded a DJ rule 34 video, I wanna cry
DJ rule 34 by pepsi anal May 25, 2022

The Kenyon Rule 

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
The Kenyon Rule by greeley January 26, 2007