Retard

my neighbor...
you still owe me my vacum TAYLOR!!!

TAYLOR IS A RETARD AND OWES ME MY VACUM!!!

by prince jesus the 3rd March 16, 2019

Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.

Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment

by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

Retarded

Retarded is a term used for people that are rather really stupid . Like abi she’s really fucking stupid . Word of advice don’t ever get someone’s name tatted especially someone names Dre

Abi: let me tattoo his name on my wrist

Taylor: abi your retarded

by Thethiccestgemini May 1, 2025

Retard

stupid asf

wow Paige you’re so retarded

by parisdsj May 2, 2019