Sex

What I do with your mom

Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 18, 2021

Nein

The thing my german girlfriend yells when we have sex.

Bill: When we have sex, my girlfriend yells in pleasure
John: That's weird, mine just yells her age, I don't want to hear her yell "Nein" every day, It's really annoying

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 13, 2020

Retarded

The idiot writing this

The person writing this is retarded

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy July 18, 2020

Smart

Not me

Person: Do you know a smart person
Me: Well, I know it isn't me

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 21, 2020