Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retard

what my mom calls me

mom: YOU WERE A MISTAKE
me: i was? im sorry
mom: YOUR A FUCKING RETARD

by help.me.plz. September 21, 2022

Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".

Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?

by DuckyRoma December 15, 2024

Retard

Guys who own the oppressor MK2 in GTA 5, only retards own the oppressor MK2 like just the purest form of special needs are people who own the Mk2

Random: *selfs products*
Retard In oppressor Mk2: I’m a retard

by Rockstarowner69 May 7, 2020

Retard

Someone that’s stupid as FUCK

Nick: England is my city and it’s not forgotten

PewDiePie: oh no England is your city, no you’re retarded

by FrozenFlame YT December 14, 2019