Pregsy Poo

A man who is under 5' tall and has a 43" waste, with a bulging stomache.

Man does he look Pregsy Poo, he looks like he has a baby in there!

by TheGoldNaster October 21, 2011

Poo-sheet

1. A sheet on which one may wipe one's faeces.

2. Toilet paper.

"Damn, I just used the last Poo-sheet! Wish I hadn't eaten that curry now..."

by SallyBean January 20, 2008

poo-puff

a fart

Who the hell just poo-puffed? It reeks!

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

poo stainer

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

by HarryPi September 11, 2009

poo-face

n. An insult implying that a person has a face made of poo, or has a lot of poo on their face.

You're a poo-face, you got so much poo on your face that... well... there's just a lot of poo, ok?

by Leriach July 11, 2005

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

mystery poo

When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.

Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!

by yfzrider2 October 26, 2013