old oral sex

When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex

SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

miserable old sod

old man

What's up you miserable old sod

by anonymous October 8, 2021

The Old Razzle Dazzle

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

7 year old

An annoying wee shit who watches Minecraft videos and loves JayStation and Morgz

You’re acting like such a 7 year old. Grow up.

by Lon McDean December 23, 2022

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 9, 2009

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013