Grips Moment 

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.

Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.

Grips Moment by LilSticky December 2, 2021

Criss Moment 

Send an unfunny meme to the chat and expect people to laugh

E.g "haha what a criss moment, that meme was so unfunny"- *Criss Dies inside *

Criss Moment by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021

Criss Moment 

Say something or send something unfunny to a group chat, and no one laughs

E.g "look at this meme, *no one laughs* What a criss Moment

*Criss dies inside*

Criss Moment by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021

Kona moment 

When a person named Kona is being retarded

She’s having such a Kona moment

Kona moment by Deeznuts6942069245 December 10, 2021

Malakii moment 

A very dumb answer, non comprehensive moment. Typically not understanding the easiest statements or questions

Oh my god, hes having a Malakii moment

Malakii moment by Drix December 28, 2021

Zefyr Moment 

When you see someone you want to talk to irl, but for whatever reason, you can't. They could be on the phone, with a crowd or they might just look like they're not in the mood to chat at that moment. Regardless of the reason, it's a Zefyr Moment.

Guy: I saw another girl wearing that vintage jacket you love!

Girl: OMG! Tell me you asked her where she got it?! You know I've been searching for weeks.

Guy: Nah... Zefyr Moment. She hopped on the bus before I could talk to her.

Zefyr Moment by a gentle breeze... December 30, 2021

Fleabag Moment 

'Fleabag' a character from the amazon original titled the same name. A perverted and offbeat woman.

Having a Fleabag Moment can refer to many things. Mainly, repeating a line from the show in an actual social interaction. Falling in love with a priest. Or just being an unhinged bitch.

"He said he loved me,"

"What'd you say to that?"

"It'll pass."

"I think you just had a Fleabag Moment."

Fleabag Moment by return_ofsaturn January 4, 2022