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January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.
It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024
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January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!
Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!
by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024
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January 13th

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them
by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024
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January 24

THE DAY MY POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE WESTIE WAS BORN I LOVE HER SO MUCH
january 24 my fave day other than april 7th.(day we met!!)
by SUICIDAL-IDIOT March 8, 2024
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January 6

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.
January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.
by john connor galt March 19, 2024
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January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
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January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person
P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!
by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024
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