Fucker!

When one is injured, drops something ect. They yell fucker istead of screaming.

PERSON 1: *drops plate*
PLATE: *breaks*
PERSON 1: FUCKER!

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022

fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Fish Fucker

For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.

That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.

Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient

by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021

Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021