pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch

i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile

by flying man November 11, 2024

tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024

intensive eater

Someone who eats a lot while bulking to then gain more muscle

He is an intensive eater

by Jadoreurmam November 21, 2024

Pineapple eater

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.

Kevin is a pineapple eater.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza

Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:

by Chezitoes December 12, 2024

Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.

She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.

by Montbeliard December 16, 2024