dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005

chuggin' dicks

A woman/man who is not only giving blowjobs on a regular basis, but giving them at rapid, and multiple rates.

Yo, chris! where's Erin?

She went inside with David, Ryan, and Tyler. She's probably in there chuggin' dicks

by Humorous Halucinogen March 22, 2009

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009

Lead Dick

A very hard boner.

Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.

by 900000000000000 February 24, 2009

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Dicked Over

When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.

(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013