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The Daniel Tosh Specialty 

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"

daniel wilde 

Muppets who enjoy sliding objects (such as fingers, mobile phones, remote controls, fists, poppy, doodleshits) up their rectum.

They are commonly known to excessively indulge themselves in rectum gas; usually their own. Daniel Wilde's believe this repulsive act expresses their nature to be of "Mad cunt" stature.
"I practice Daniel Wilde"
"Danya, I cut yoor neck off"
daniel wilde by rice muncher April 29, 2009
Most Daniels usually aren’t the greatest people. Daniels are genji mains, but are still bad at the game. Daniels usually have the worst taste in sports teams. If u meet a Daniel, run away, cuz he smell poopy.
Daniel: hey guys
Everyone else: Euuuweeeee
Daniel by Idk boiiii February 13, 2018

Danielle 

Danielle is honestly the best person you could ever meet she is the most beautiful girl you could ever meet and honestly the only girl you would ever need to meet her presence makes everyone happy and her voice oooooohoooh her voice is something else, she has the most beautiful voice you could ever hear honestly if your girl is a Danielle dont fuck it up shes the best thing that will ever happen to you ps. Love you
Danielle: Someone hacked my account

Me: Oh fr thats mad tough

Danielle :It took me back to Norf Yankton
Danielle by Deanozz August 11, 2018

danielle 

ew, why’d you invite danielle

Daniela Cruz 

A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.
look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.
Daniela Cruz by idkk November 3, 2019

danielius 

i a fucking moron that has no life and can commit suicide any second except he wont cus he is stupid and is in depression all the time, he is a fucking bitch and is as shity as hell and cant even be remembered by nobody
person 1: yo my name is danielius

person 2 danie.. what

person 1 just call me dani
shit of somethin

1 month later...

person 2: yo you know that guy that was new what was his name i forgot i think it was like donshit

person 3 yeah somthing like that

meanwhile on top of Burj Khalifa....

person 1 jumps of Burj Khalifa
danielius by i wanna die like bob October 17, 2021