reverse chocolate slide

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull out turn around and shit on her back.

I gave your mom the best reverse chocolate slide last night!

by Tropis Rex June 10, 2009

Chocolate coal miner

The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'

(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )

Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 20, 2010

grenade in the chocolate box

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea

Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"

by Kaibosh December 20, 2013

chocolate strawberry slimjim

When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.

My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

Dirty Chocolate Sundae

A Dirty Chocolate Sundae is the act of a man shitting in the toilet, standing up after they've taken the shit, and jacking off— but only if they've ejaculated onto the shit in the toilet is it a Dirty Chocolate Sunday

Guy 1: I rubbed one out on the toilet and it turns out that the guy in the next stall heard everything.

Guy 2: I thought you said you had to take a dump.

Guy 1: I did. I made a Dirty Chocolate Sundae.

by marblecup May 26, 2018

Chocolate covered cherry

A “chocolate covered cherry”, is a sexual act performed while female is on her menstral cycle and the male goes from anal sex to vaginal sex and ejaculates internally. He then sucks the “chocolate”, “cherry” and “cream” (contents normally found in the candy) from her vagina and they swap it back and forth between them orally.

“Yo dawg, me and that hoe Melinda shared her chocolate covered cherry last night.”

by nASSty n8 April 23, 2018