The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Barcode Banger

A term used to describe a SoundCloud rappers whose audio is so loud and distorted, that the sound waves end up literally looking like barcodes.

Mainly seen in MUDD rap, an art only few can perfect.

Glazer 1: yo did you bump evildranks last drop?
Glazer 2: hell yeah that was a barcode banger fosho.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 2, 2026

Barbie Banger

Someone who has a thing for women with plastic surgeries, boob implants, bbls, or anything of that nature. More often than not they will also have a porn addiction.

im not even gonna write an example for “barbie banger.”

by sweatyanddisgusting February 2, 2026

Chong-banger

A sexy stoner chick that hooks up with a dazed and confused-esque burnout well below her league looks-wise.

Chong-banger Penny hooked up with weenie whiny Leonard after the keef queef hypothesis. Reimagining “Big Bang Theory” parody.

by VII Dub El Lo March 7, 2026

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Bottom banger

Someone who thinks their that guy but they really aren't

Brah you rubbah you one bottom banger

by Blurp_blurp February 16, 2025