the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013
Get the coffee ass mug.Extreme hot or cold temperature. Usually defined as "colder than zip's ass" or "hotter than zip's ass". Refers to 0 degrees F or lower or 90 degrees F or above.
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Get the shit ass mug.A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.
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Get the pancake ass mug.to forcefully insert one's penis into a male or female's anus without consent and subsequently ejaculate into their rectum.
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