Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 6, 2019

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024

three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus

1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."

by #katface April 21, 2014

National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

Multiple Person Fuck (MPF)

The Politically Correct way verbalization for Gangbang...

Great News!! 23 of the 34 people I invited have already rsvp'd to my Multiple Person Fuck (MPF)!!

by StormSurge13 September 15, 2023

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022