Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

McD-Fucking

When one is being fucked in the ass with a strap-on in a McDonald’s kitchen laying on the grill while it is on.

(Person1) “Bro I just this girl a proper McD-Fucking.”
(Person2) “Nice”

by Big-Boi86 June 1, 2021

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

by Tim7 October 27, 2024

Sick Fuck

A gay pedophile.

Guy 1: I like Gohan when he was a delicious 11 year old boy.
Guy 2: You sick fuck.

by Yoyomom April 23, 2025

Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it

by Pale Horseman May 7, 2015

fat fuck

fat fuck - someone who is a very fat person, usually a man. the fat fuck is very wise and young, and is very attractive towards women.

The fat fuck couldn't fit through the door.

by Mejrjf February 12, 2021