dumb ass fuck

Someone who can't hear properly in a cafeteria.

"You dumb ass fuck,"

by totallynottatum December 10, 2019

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021

shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

by the real cool amazing person May 21, 2023

Fucking

Fucking is Gordon Ramsay favourite word

“It’s fucking raw”

by Dussy March 17, 2022

Fuck you day

You can say fuck you to all of your friends

Hey Stephan ist Fuck you day

by Coran445 November 3, 2019

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022