Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 01, 2023

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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

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waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble June 28, 2007

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ROFLMAO WAFFLE

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle

My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.

by Zsaszrael June 08, 2020

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waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively

Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it

by Jay Rome the god November 20, 2017

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