turtel

It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.

My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.

by turtelmaster November 20, 2014

Turfle

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

by jasom February 9, 2004

turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

by Snow Crash May 16, 2014

Jin likes Turtles

being random; a creative way to break an awkward silence

Yup. . ." ". . . Jin likes turtles.

by Tachanne November 24, 2010

Turntle

A special type of turtle that has become self aware to the point it discovers a 4th axis and disappears from existence

Mi turtle stan became a turntle today.

by TheOvergrownMidget July 22, 2019

turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003