Tom

An albino ginger that likes to compliment people. He is a badass cunt who likes to bully people who are called hugh and harry.

tom is such a mad lad

by Maso12345 August 16, 2023

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Tom Holland

A hot man. His abs can kill within seconds.

Dang, I just saw “Uncharted” and Tom Holland is in it. I almost died in the scene he worked out shirtless. My friends took pictures!

by definitely not Kathryn May 26, 2022

Tom

tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick

tom such my nuts

by jenny the big fat penny November 19, 2018

TOM

Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not

Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook

by Tom isnt very happy September 23, 2020

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Tom Wilson

The Zellers or Eaton's brown plate special of names. The crowned King of boring names.

Hey kids! Let's go to Eatons! I heard they have the Tom Wilson brown plate special for $1.49 on Thursdays. Gosh, Dad! What's in it? Salisbury steak, powdered mash potatoes, brown gravy on a yellow plate and everything! Swell, Dad! Can i out salt and pepper on it? Sure can, son... Tom Wilson's for everyone!

by BSBoss November 21, 2024