Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 01, 2018

January 23

if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER

P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?

P2:January 23

P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!

by Lolololnevl January 22, 2023

January 23

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 23, 2022

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 24, 2025

January 23

National punch your teacher in the face day

Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23

by Broman memedude January 23, 2023

January 23

Brooke’s birthday 🎂

January 23 is Brookes 16th birthday

by Coleslaw 123 January 23, 2021

January 23

Brookes birthday 🎂 💛🐬

January 23, Party hard 🍻

by Coleslaw 123 January 23, 2021