Scott

A computer technician who spends countless hours searching the dark web for pornographic content. On a typical day he would be found in his mothers basement masturbating to content that is considered illegal in 195 countries .

You wouldn't believe it. I walked in and he was doing a "scott".

by the-saw-us July 5, 2022

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.

Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."

by carpetstain July 14, 2022

Scotty

A generally fun loving individual hell bent on having a good time.

Oh god theres scotty

by DownToParty September 5, 2022

scott

a boy you will never forget. . he’s so caring and generous and he is so good to be around. his personality could brighten anyones day and his smile could light up the darkest night sky. he deserves the whole world and so much more. he treats everyone he loves with such kindness and love and it’s so sweet of him. he’s so brilliant, i mean he’s the smartest boy i’ve met and still manages to have the best sense of humor i’ve seen.

he never fails to put a smile on my face. you’ll miss him so much if you loose him, trust me. so hold on to scott for as long as you can

i love him so much, he’s such a scott

by bananahannah September 6, 2022

Scott Community College

a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam

Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!

by Hotbitchesonly September 15, 2022

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022