Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Bone Smashing

The process of repeatedly hitting and smashing your cock with a hammer while erect which will lead to massive growth in the penile area but only if done while erect.

Dude I just hit myself in the cock with a hammer while bone smashing. Im a pro bone smasher

by Fucker_iHardlyKnowHer December 2, 2025

Dih smash

Slam you nuts on someone back

You get a running start jump up while grabbing the persons shoulders slam ya nuts say duh smash like an old person
( yea bro I dih smashed him before I left the locker)

by Tmm1 December 29, 2025

Dishwasher Smasher

When u hit a dishwasher repeatedly like ur humping a girl and throwing plates like its a stack of monkey

I've heard my friend do the dishwasher smasher all night

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Go some Go smashed

used only raining while it have been dropping so on then stop it suddenly and then it become big raindrops soon force silly

I hate f*ck of this rainy , Go some Go smashed. made me soaked !

by K'ev August 18, 2011