Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020

riff salad

As the name implies, it is music that has no sense of where it's going with creative and/or expression, often times being filled with just riffs.

Technical death metal is given a bad image due to how the majority of the bands often make riff salads. I mean, tech-death does rely on complexity...

by 7568ino January 8, 2024

noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.

Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.

by Knives April 29, 2016

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

fruit salad

yummy yummy

Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?

Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*

by grenpiss26 January 22, 2021

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018