road sack

when someone opens the car door and pushes a friend onto the road while holding on to them, the road will give the person a horrible rub burn on their balls.

friend: lets give this dude a road sack
other friend: alright bro
me: AAAHHHH

by garblefuncle September 21, 2024

Shitting my sack

Are you bull shitting me?

Are you shitting my sack?

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023

Goldman sacks

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.

Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Scottie Sack

A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.

I picked up a Scottie Sack after work, You know Wendy's is lit with that 4 for 5$ Deal!

by khjgcfvyugdturdsjytgduy January 17, 2021

Gorilla ball sacking

Putting your balls on random objects

I am gorilla ball sacking mrs cucks mailbox

by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022