Large penis

Something YOU don't have

"Wow who's large penis is that?!"
"Certainly not mine"

by Bigbadussy April 1, 2022

Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008

penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack April 24, 2014

Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick

“Mom that man is a penis puffer”

by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021

Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008