Mr. Quattlebaum 

He's a wave-surfing-science teaching- carpenter who lets us do whatever for our science projects. His nick-name is Dairy Queen. (No, he is NOT gay.)

"DUDE, Who's that semi-bald man dancing on that desk?"
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."

Mr. Quattlebaum by Kir Allen May 14, 2010

mr xu 

My chinny teacher

mr xu is chinese

mr xu by lollipopsicle October 29, 2010

Mr. Showerhead

A name for a vibrating showerhead used for masturbating.

Alexis! i take showers in your bathroom all the time! the least you could do is clean Mr. Showerhead before i put my head underneath it!!

Mr. Showerhead by theMASTERofallDARES June 23, 2011

Mr. Frosty 

When your hands are ice cold and you finger a girl.

It was really cold out, so I gave her a Mr. Frosty.

Instead of warming my hand up, I just gave her a Mr. Frosty

Mr. Frosty by Big D'ster November 30, 2013

Mr. Dempsey 

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

Mr. Dempsey by Jess18 September 3, 2014

Mr. Thrush 

A piece of shit that won't help or teach you in any way whatsoever.

Girl 1: Do you think Bob could help me study for the big test coming up?
Girl 2: Probably not, he's pulling a Mr. Thrush today.

Mr. Thrush by AnonymousGiraffe March 3, 2015

mr. shipp 

the type of teacher that is swag but also the worst at the same time. Like making a student teach a whole class because they know what to do.

Shipp-Hey go teach the class kid. Swag swag. Dawg

Student-oh. Ok... *cries*
Shipp-heck yeah.

Mr. shipp

mr. shipp by cigender white guy January 26, 2017